Captain Batman

Maggie~18~Nova Scotia~Adventurer~Disney Fanatic~ Comic Book Lover~
Hello! Welcome! on my blog you will probably see nerdy stuff, food, and things I find amusing, so yeah! Feel free to message me and ask me things :)

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tacoarmy:

"hey can i get a bit of your donu-"image

(via sniffing)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via officialbrony)

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

(via distraction)

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

(via sniffing)

deansass:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

well at least now I know what days I should take off for the next 4 years

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

unpopuler:

what if the internet closed at midnight  

(via distraction)

stabs:

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

(via distraction)

humancum:

rules of money:

  1. never use your own

(via distraction)

64kbps:

gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

(via sniffing)

Best asses in the zodiac

hahayouredead:

snorlaxatives:

  1. sagittarius
  2. everyone else

sagittariass

(via snorlaxatives)

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