Captain Batman

Maggie~18~Nova Scotia~Adventurer~Disney Fanatic~ Comic Book Lover~
Hello! Welcome! on my blog you will probably see nerdy stuff, food, and things I find amusing, so yeah! Feel free to message me and ask me things :)

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jacko-plantern:

foods dangerous to dogs:

  1. avocadoes
  2. alcohol
  3. raw bread dough
  4. caffeine
  5. chocolate
  6. grapes and raisins
  7. onions and garlic
  8. macadamia nuts
  9. raw salmon
  10. xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

(via snorlaxatives)

lordoftheinternet:

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

(via sniffing)

Guy in my class:Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher:You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy:Well...yeah.
Teacher:Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

juilan:

The Fault in Our Czars: The Execution of the Romanov Family

(via fitzsimmonspancakes)

thecutestofthecute:

In honor of Autumn coming soon, here are some happy dogs that love the fall weather are aren’t afraid to show it. Have a great day everyone.

(via serionsly)

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